HELP WANTED: WEBMASTERS, WEB DESIGNERS, AND ANY OTHER WEB SITE GURUS ARE NEEDED HERE @ gentlesnob.

I'M HOPING TO TURN SITE INTO A PROFIT WHICH COULD TAKE A WHILE, SO MUCH (IF NOT ALL OF IT) OF THE BEGINNING WORK ON THIS SITE WOULD BE DONE OUT OF THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR ME. IF YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS -LIKE IF THIS SITE CAN TURN A PROFIT- WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATED.

THE SITE WOULD ACT AS AN CONDUIT FOR THE DR.FRANKINSTEIN IN A FEW OF US. I WANT PEOPLE TO VISIT THE SITE AND THINK "THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I LIKE IT." IF ANY BODY CAN DO THAT AND MAKE THIS SITE PROFITABLE I WILL SPLIT THE PROFITS. THERE WILL A CONTRACT/AGREEMENT OF SORTS BETWEEN I AND THE GURU OR GURUS OF MY CHOICE. SO BEWARE. REPLIES SHOULD BE IN THE GUESTBOOK OR SENT TO stuffysnob@yahoo.com ,AND LABELED: "GURU RESCUE".

 I WANT WORK PROFILES (RESUMES) IN THE MOST BASIC FORM! PLEASE NO B.S.; NO HYPE! I JUST WANT A BASIC -MEANING ONLY THE MAIN or CORE POINTS/FACTS- DESCRIPTION OF YOUR PERSONAL STYLE -ART WISE-, STATEMENT OF WHY YOU WANT TO HELP ME, EXPRENICE WITH WEB SITE DESIGN and/or MAINTANCE, AND I WANT TO SEE SOME OF YOUR WORK-*DESIGNERS*.   

THANK YOU FOR EVEN READING THIS!